Bruce, THE BOSS, has pulled his concert in Nth Carolina in protest against a new law passed in that state. And to show what a good bloke he is, he will give fans a refund on their tickets.
Wait, there's more. That ultra-famous film director, um, whats-his-name who made the movie 'Harry Met Sally,' will not make any more movies in Nth Carolina. So there!
Not to be outdone, the mayor of Atlanta, Georgia, has banned city officials from travelling to Nth Carolina.
So - what was the unjust law passed in Nth Carolina that has attracted so much angst?
The new law says that public toilets can only be used by the genders on one's birth certificate: that is - men must use the "mens" and women must use the "ladies." That all seems fair enough, but think about it: it means that men who have decided to don the lippy and a dress and that they now feel more like a female than a male cannot use the "ladies room." Now there's bigotry - making humans with a penis use men's toilets. Darn,what about your normal male perv who slips on a frock to check out the little girls?
In the enlightened state of Georgia though, there is a problem for the fuddy-duddy dads who take their daughters to a public event, be it sports events, concerts or just to the shopping centre and his little lassie needs to use the loo; but daddy is not keen on letting her alone in the toilets where chaps-in-dresses are free to use. The solution is obvious for our puzzled dad - he simply slips on some lippy and accompanies his little girl, pretending to be a genuine trans. Problem solved.
So let's all follow the bouncing ball and sing along: Nothing-could-be-finer-than-to-be-in-Carolina-in-the-Layhalayhalayhahadies.
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