HIRE A NANNY[STATE] .

     Now we can't drink milk, au naturale. The Vic. govt. is reportedly planning to force milk producers to pasteurise milk and/or add a bitter taste to it following the death of a child recently, after his mother had given him 'bath milk".                                                                                                             Add this to compulsory seat-belts, helmets, plain-packaging etc. Last month W.A.'s major sponser of cultural and sporting events was the influence behind the cancellation of "Carmen", the light opera because, as culture buffs know, it is set in a ciggy factory. [The cancellation was overturned after a public fuss].